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Uhm...

Sat Nov 21, 2009, 5:14 PM
  • Mood: Dominance
So...my day started out planting flowers. Then I got a pedicure. Then I went to a tea parlor for afternoon...tea.

I feel my masculinity draining away...


However, for the more manly things...
The flowers were various types of cacti, so my arms got scratched and punctured.
The pedicure was more of a...sanding. Of my callouses. Has anyone seen the episode of Avatar where Katara takes Toph out for a spa day? Yeah, that's kinda what it looked like. It was gross.
As for the tea, well...there's no shame in sandwiches, scones are pretty much oddly shaped biscuits, and certain teas can promote...certain growth. As for the gay little desserts...well, those chocolate almond tarts were bomb. A freaking orgasm, but with my mouth.

*pounds chest*

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~samiclayvivianmel 4 days 7 hours ago
:toast: :+fav: ^^

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~petrichild 4 days 6 hours ago
*shrug* I fave often.

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~samiclayvivianmel 4 days 6 hours ago
:shrug:

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~ElwenAldalinde Nov 15, 2009, 4:38:37 PM
Thanks for the fav, by the way :)

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~petrichild Nov 15, 2009, 5:17:47 PM
*shrug* np

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~RC-Kola Nov 13, 2009, 8:27:41 AM
Thank you so much for the :+devwatch:

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~petrichild Nov 13, 2009, 8:42:44 AM
*shrug* np

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~petrichild Nov 12, 2009, 1:40:30 PM
thank you...

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*Calick Nov 10, 2009, 12:50:53 PM
Thank you so much for the Watch! :dance:
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