My charges are: 22 year old brother, 36 year old friend (and Gangrel clan Alpha in LARP), 30 somethin woman who--due to her large size--is holding her alcohol better than the others (but is still passed out), and a 30 something husband of the previous girl in the process of passing out.
It's my job to get water in them, make sure that the cheap 170 proof shit isn't poisoning them, and calling poison control for instructions just in case.
Devious Comments
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Clubs of Awesome: *Elysian-Academy ~NitemareHall *REPO-Army
99% of the teen population think that raver kids and rivetheads are weird, but if you are part of the 1% that loves techno music, copy and paste this into your sig.
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I'mma firin mah lazer
o O
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alt0175 FTW
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
~thelifeofabinder
About as straight as Marth on New Year's eve.
~Hail-NekoYasha
Hey Jay, Jay, Hey Jay! Okay...punch me in the gut. Come on, dude, I can take it. Pu...punch me. I'm not even kidding.
Jay is a bouncer.
Randy was in pain.
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I'mma firin mah lazer
o O
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alt0175 FTW
--
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
~thelifeofabinder
About as straight as Marth on New Year's eve.
~Hail-NekoYasha
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I'mma firin mah lazer
o O
/¯¯__________
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alt0175 FTW
--
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
~thelifeofabinder
About as straight as Marth on New Year's eve.
~Hail-NekoYasha
--
I'mma firin mah lazer
o O
/¯¯__________
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alt0175 FTW
--
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
~thelifeofabinder
About as straight as Marth on New Year's eve.
~Hail-NekoYasha
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I'mma firin mah lazer
o O
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alt0175 FTW
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