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Wed Jul 1, 2009, 2:51 PM
If you're gonna get wasted, make sure you have someone who drinks nothing. Period.

My charges are: 22 year old brother, 36 year old friend (and Gangrel clan Alpha in LARP), 30 somethin woman who--due to her large size--is holding her alcohol better than the others (but is still passed out), and a 30 something husband of the previous girl in the process of passing out.


It's my job to get water in them, make sure that the cheap 170 proof shit isn't poisoning them, and calling poison control for instructions just in case.

  • Mood: Annoyed

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:iconchibiktsn:
Good thing you're responsible. Your drunk people would b skrewed w/o u.

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:iconpetrichild:
Yes. Yes indeed.

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:iconsamiclayvivianmel:
As I have said before, though prolly not to you, this is why when I get older and my friends want to take me out for a drink, I'm not gonna get drunk. I'm gonna be the designated driver and bring a video camera. Woo, blackmail! ^^

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~thelifeofabinder

About as straight as Marth on New Year's eve.
~Hail-NekoYasha
:iconpetrichild:
Me too!

Hey Jay, Jay, Hey Jay! Okay...punch me in the gut. Come on, dude, I can take it. Pu...punch me. I'm not even kidding.



Jay is a bouncer.




Randy was in pain.

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I'mma firin mah lazer
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alt0175 FTW
:iconsamiclayvivianmel:
:rofl: Really?

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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
~thelifeofabinder

About as straight as Marth on New Year's eve.
~Hail-NekoYasha
:iconpetrichild:
yes xD

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I'mma firin mah lazer
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alt0175 FTW
:iconsamiclayvivianmel:
Am I allowed to mock him for that?

--
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
~thelifeofabinder

About as straight as Marth on New Year's eve.
~Hail-NekoYasha
:iconpetrichild:
yes

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I'mma firin mah lazer
o O
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alt0175 FTW
:iconsamiclayvivianmel:
AWESOME

--
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
~thelifeofabinder

About as straight as Marth on New Year's eve.
~Hail-NekoYasha
:iconpetrichild:
^^'

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I'mma firin mah lazer
o O
/¯¯__________
|
\__¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

alt0175 FTW

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